I don't get it, I've been studying my magic book and it's just too hard.
Ok, let me help you
Ah! Here's one for silence.
Affix the taste organ of a humped ruminant adjacent to one's dentation.
I have no idea what that means.
It means put a camel tongue in your mouth.
It works, but you'll find out why camels spit so much.
I think I'd rather actually be doing my homework.
Sabrina, magic is part of your education too.
Sure it's hard work and it might seem difficult at times but with plenty of practice...
Oh why don't you just get a straw and suck all the fun out of it?
Oh you are going to love this section.
Magic for dummies?
Try this one, it's a hoot. Oh, it's great at parties.
Oh please! That's the oldest trick in the book.
That's so old, mortal's are doing it.
Let me try
Okay, here goes.
Abracadabra.
Hey, it worked! I pulled a rabbit out of a hat.
Hey, put me back! My wife Renée is about to give birth.
Oh sorry.
Relax, that happens a lot with rabbits.
I didn't know.
Morning Salem.
Maybe for you, I'm having a bad fur day.
Poor kitty, what's wrong?
Couldn't sleep last night.
I tried reading the most boring thing I could find
but not even your diary could do the trick.
How'd you read my diary, it's locked?
I picked it with my dew claw. So, who's Harvey?
He's... no one.
Yeah, no one with the worlds most perfect side burns.
That's enough!
Harvey and Sabrina! Harvey and Sabrina! Harvey... Meow!!
Hey look, toast.
Good morning, I've got great news.
Guess who's going out with the head of the Witches Council tomorrow night?
I'll give you a hint.
I don't believe it, you're going out with Drell?
The big ugly guy with the mole?
Yes, and I'm so excited.
Oh Hilda, don't. Excitement brings hope.
What's wrong with hope?
Every time he makes a date with Hilda he breaks it.
He did that once or twice, or maybe a thousand times
but may I remind you that every time that Drell has cancelled
he has always sent me a lovely token of his affection.
Yeah, he always sends a pot-roast.
A pot-roast?
Flowers wilt, say it with beef.
Well I'd love to stay and listen to more tales of romance and meat,
but I've got school to ruin my day.
See ya.
Harvey and Sabrina! Meeoow!!
Now the use of the cloth napkin exploded in the early
nineteenth century and since there was no TV,
napkin folding became a popular art form. Lets start with the bishops mitre.
Why do we have to learn this?
In case our cable goes out?
I think Libby and her friends are talking about us.
No they're not. Don't be so paranoid Jenny.
Paranoid? They're pointing at us and laughing.
Oh, you're right. Well just ignore them...
Are they still doing it?
Hey! Hi.
Hi Harvey.
I'm having a little trouble with the bishops mitre,
the best I can do is a snow-ball.
I can help.
I'll supervise.
You know the only reason I took home ec. was so I could eat during class.
Coach says I've still got to bulk up and carbo-loading can get pretty lonely.
Well we'll keep you company any time you have to eat.
Yeah, we're good at that.
Hey, I'm going to the pizza place tomorrow night to force down eight slices,
d'you guys wanna watch?
Sure, cool!
Cool! Cool!
Bless you.
Oh that'll be fun, hanging out with Harvey.
Yeah, that'll be a lotta fun.
Just the three of us.
Okay, the pointy ends...
Do you ever wonder what Harvey's thinking about when he's looking out the window?
Probably football?
No. No, I bet he's thinking about nature, or-or poetry, or the poetry of nature.
Mmm, I'm sticking with football.
Oh he's so quiet, I wish I knew him better.
Jenny are you sure you wouldn't rather go alone with Harvey
tomorrow night. Y'know, just the two of you?
No, would you?
No. I just like him as a friend.
Me-Me too.
Need help Sabrina?
Well I er, I can't really do that bishops thing...
I did make a rose.
Oh look, here comes our fan club.
Hi Jenny, Hi Sabrina.
Hey, is there something funny about our names?
Not Jenny's.
You know, why don't you guys just leave us alone.
We're not bothering you.
You're still breathing aren't you,
freak! Double freak!
We can't let her get to us.
It's what she wants. I just wish I knew what she was saying.
Well what difference does it make, everything Libby says is a lie.
Hey, maybe we can retaliate by spreading lies about her.
What can we say? That she's actually nice and sweet?
Not much revenge in that.
No. Face it, the world'd be a much better place
if everyone told the truth but you can't stop someone from lying.
Yes you can! You can stop someone from lying.
It's right here Salem, 'Truth Sprinkles' Do they work?
All too well, it's how the Witches Council got me
to confess my scheme for world domination.
Well, do you wanna help me bake your highness?
Like I have a choice.
This looks easy. 'Pre heat oven to 500 degrees'
I don't think so, check again.
'Pre heat oven to 5,000'!
Aunt Zelda, can you help me,
I'm trying to make truth sprinkles.
Oh you're using your magic, excellent.
Do you want to make them from scratch or use instant?
There's instant? I'll use that.
Huh! Witchcraft in an MTV world, it's all quick cuts and funny angles.
Now we keep our potions regarding openness and truth in a secret cabinet.
This is a very special moment.
The moment I get to see the secret cabinet?
Well if you're going to make fun, I wont show it to you.
Psst! The cabinets over here.
Who said that?
Me, Luisa, over here.
Whoa! These walls really can talk.
Sometimes they never shut up.
Don't start with me cat,
I've seen what you do when they're out of the house.
Oh for Pete's sake, the moments ruined.
Oh neat! Hey, look at all these things. frog lips, freeze dried eye of newt, hey!
Are these the truth sprinkles?
No. They're ice cream sprinkles, they're in the wrong cabinet.
Hey Hilda, have you seen the Jiffy Truth?
Yeah, it's in my bag.
I used it last week when I took my car in for repairs.
It turns out I really did need new break pads.
'Jiffy Truth, one hundred percent refined truth,
trace amounts of harsh reality.
For best results, sprinkle on something sweet as the truth can be bitter.'
It is great stuff, it makes you reveal your true feelings.
Oh, which reminds me. Zelda, the postman has a crush on you.
That is not what the sprinkles are for, they should only be used in serious matters.
Well this is serious. You remember Libby?
Well she's been spreading lies about me and Jenny and...
it's really upsetting Jenny.
Well give Libby some sprinkles, and if those don't work...
..try some Lady Bald Spot, you just spray it and...
Hilda, that's enough. Sabrina, you can take the sprinkles but
let me warn you, the truth can have painful side effects.
Like what?
Itching, chafing, hurt feelings.
Sounds like gym class.
Harvey, you would not believe what I've just heard.
Okay, I'll tell you. That's not Sabrina's real nose.
It's not? Don't you get it?
She had surgery. Why? What's wrong?
Never mind.
Alright, everyone to you stations. You know what today is,
it's Bundt cookin' Fritag. It's Bundt Friday!
Get your pans. Now, did you know that Richard Nixon's favourite
snack food was the Bundt? Oh he'd eat it secretly,
and then deny it, but if you listen closely to those tapes...
Smell your Bundt's. Smell your neighbours Bundt's. Hmm.
We got really lucky,
our Dutch chocolate looks much better than Libby's fourteen grain.
You know I think maybe I'll offer Libby a piece of our cake.
- Why? - Just to show she can't get to us.
You're a much nicer person than I am.
- Hi Libby. - Sabrina.
do you want to try a piece of our cake?
Like I'd taste anything you gave me.
What's in it, poison?
No, just chocolate.
Lots of chocolate.
- Really? - And sprinkles.
Oh all right.
But I'm not going to start being nice to you.
That's okay, I just want to ask you one question.
Libby, what have you been saying about Jenny and me behind our backs?
Like I'd tell you!
Okay, here's what I was saying. I was saying that her father's in jail
and that she cheats on taxes, and then I threw in that you had a nose job.
- But those are all lies. - You don't have to tell me.
What's going on?
I was just telling Sabrina all the rumours we've been spreading about her.
Why? She's not in the loop!
So? And by the way, it was Jill who made up the nose job story.
Which is actually very funny because, she's the one who...
You swore you'd never tell!
And Cee Cee, she kisses her Pete Sampras poster every night.
You snitch!
- Now I'm going to tell everybody about your mom...
Yeah, I have a feeling Libby won't be spreading anymore lies.
Are you serious, how did you do that?
Piece of cake.
Hey, did you see a container of sprinkles on the counter?
Yeah, Mrs. Bogzigian took them. She got really excited
and started putting them on all the Bundt's. Then she left the room.
Gotta go!
Mrs. Bogzigian!
- Oh, Mrs. Bogzigian, - Oh my goodness,
offering free food to teacher. I'm lucky I didn't lose a hand.
You took our cake to the faculty lounge?
Yes, and the sprinkles were a delightful touch.
- Oh No! - Is there a problem?
I think I'll skip class,
truth is I don't want to be here any more than the kids do and I can still make the fifth race.
No it's fine. And who knows, it might make the world a better place.
That's the spirit of Bundt.
And you say you're a size three when you're really a size five.
Yeah? Well remember when I swore I didn't kiss Danny? I did. A lot.
Hi Harvey, how's your cake?
Good, and you know? I didn't just take home.
'cause coach told me too. I like to cook, I like it a lot.
Hey!
- Hey, - Hi. I saved us a piece, with sprinkles.
- Hmm! Well, you go first. - Okay.
Wow! This is good. D'you know what it tastes like?
It tastes like I lied to you yesterday.
You lied to me! About what?
The truth is I'd rather go to The Slicery alone with Harvey tonight.
Just the two of you?
I think Harvey and I might be soul mates
and you said you only liked him as a friend, so you don't mind, right?
Yeah, sure.
Perfect, I'll go and tell Harvey you're not coming.
Sabrina, you didn't get any cake.
No, y'know... I'm really not very hungry.
Freak!
- Mutant! - Shovel head!
Let me give you the truth Ricky. You kids come in here and talk about
your futures, your dreams but what about me?
You think I wanted to be a guidance counsellor?
Heck no, I was born to play the blues.
I got no future and neither do you,
your SAT scores are four-thirty-two. Welcome to loserville.
Come on, how far did she let you go?
How far! I didn't even try to kiss her.
You didn't?
Nah, I'm not ready, didn't I tell you I'm a virgin?
- Really? Me too. - Excellent!
I feel really awkward right now.
Attention students, this is principle Larue.
I just wanted to announce that as soon as I finish this yummy bundt cake...
I'm going to the movie's, like I do every Friday afternoon and I'm payin'
for my popcorn with petty cash. Thank you.
Sabrina, Jenny said you weren't coming tonight.
Is it something to do with your nose?
No, I just can't make it. You and Jenny have a good time,
I'm late for the bus.
Hey! You run funny.
Stop whatever you're doing, this is more important.
I was on the verge of a major scientific breakthrough.
Nobody cares. Okay, which look do you think Drell will like better,
tough chic or...
Damsel in distress?
Tough chic or...
Damsel in distress?.
Isn't there something in the middle?
Like a tough chic in distress?
Ooh, I like it.
I hate it.
Oh why don't you just wear what you wore last time Drell stood you up?
He is not going to stand me up.
Were you cooking something, Zelda?
Oh-no! Drell did it again.
He sent you a... half a pot-roast?
That just means he's going to be a little late. He's so thoughtful.
Hey.
Oh-no, you look unhappy. Tell Zelda, I can't let you bring me down, I've got a date!
What's wrong?
Well, you were right, high school is no place for the truth.
People were blurting out their feelings all over the place, it was awful.
Well I warned you, the truth can be unruly but don't worry,
the sprinkles wear off after twenty-four hours.
Twenty-four hours is too late. Ignorance was bliss,
I was just too stupid to know it.
- Hi Harvey. - Hey, you made it.
Yeah, I made it.
What now? - D'you wanna order pizza?
Great idea.
- So this is nice, just the two of us. - Yeah no Sabrina, it's great.
It is?
Sure, now we can order onions. Sabrina hates onions.
But won't it also give us a chance to get to know each other better?
Yeah, or we could just play foozball.
I'm not really into sports, I'd rather talk about poetry and nature.
I'm really not into poetry but natures okay. I mean I like going outside.
Me too!
But not when it's cold, I don't like being cold.
- Y'see I'm okay with cold. - D'ya like hot?
- Not that much. - Oh. Where's that pizza?
We haven't ordered it yet.
- Sabrina, may I come in? - Yeah, I'm just practising my magic.
Oh wonderful.
- I think I'm getting pretty good. - Oh-no.
And watch.
Ta-da! I think I'm ready for a cruise ship.
Sabrina, it's Friday night. Why aren't you out with your friends?
'Cause.
- D'you want to talk about it? - No.
Are you sure? Come on,
I think you need a snack.
I'm really not hungry.
Eat this, the sprinkles will help you uncover your true feelings.
- No thanks, I'd rather use Lady Bald Spot. - Trust me.
So why are you home?
Because Jenny told me she wanted to be alone with Harvey tonight
and I said it was okay.
And is it okay?
Yeah, I guess. No! No it's not okay.
You know Harvey and Jenny are alone together,
it should be Harvey and me, or Jenny and me
but it shouldn't be Harvey and Jenny alone without me.
So what are you gonna do?
I'm going to tell Jenny just what I told you...
if I can remember it. Thanks aunt Zelda.
You're welcome dear.
Oh, and by the way, that dress is really ugly.
Slice number seven, this ones for the team.
- Look, I made a Swan. - Thanks.
I've come to speak the truth!
- Sabrina! - You made it.
Jenny we need to talk, right away.
You should know, we ordered onions.
What is it Sabrina?
I lied to you when I said I didn't mind Harvey and you coming here alone,
I do mind and I know you guys might be soul mates but...
We're not soul mates.
- You're not? - No.
I mean Harvey's really cute and he's really nice
but you can't build a life on that.
I'd be willing to give it a shot.
Are you guys talking about me?
Yes.
Come and talk about me over here.
I was just telling Sabrina what a crummy time we had without her.
Yeah, she can't even play foozball.
You know Harvey, I think I liked you better when
you were distant and mysterious. Up close you're kind of a loud chore.
Yeah, well sometimes I put little pieces
of paper in your hair and you don't even notice.
Isn't this great, us being honest with each other and all.
Do you love my hair?
I see you went with the little black feather... thing.
Yes. And now I'm off to the linen closet where I will travel to another dimension of time
and space to have a lovely date with Drell. Don't wait up.
Stop! I have something to say. I know I said that Drell would stand you up
and this date would never happen and... I was wrong.
I love it when you say that. Will you say it again?
No. Look, just have fun on your date. After all you've been through with Drell
- you deserve a good time. - Thanks,
bye. Gotta go, I don't wanna keep Drell waiting,
although it is kind of a funny image, Drell waiting.
I just had the best idea, I'm not going.
What!
I'm standing Drell up!
I'm going to give him a taste of his own pot-roast.
Oh Hilda, that's perfect! Those self help books are really paying off.
I know. Now lock me in my bedroom before I change my mind.
Well that's two games apiece.
Hey Harvey, before we play again can I tell you something?
Sure. Tonight we have no secrets from each other.
Well it's kinda personal but I've been wanting to tell you this
for the longest time.
I think you have the worlds most perfect side burns.
- Really? - Yeah, and one more thing.
Yeah?
Onions give you really bad breath.
Oh, I wish my fur had an elastic waist band,
- Well stop eating. - I can't.
Hello, hello, hello!
Hi, hi, hi! How'd it go?
Great! You were right, the truth sprinkles set me free.
Well I'm glad but they weren't truth sprinkles.
Surprise, I gave you ice-cream sprinkles.
You lied to me?
No I... Okay I did but-but the point is
I wanted you to learn that the truth is something you should find without magic.
I can't believe you did that!
I told Harvey he had the worlds most perfect side burns and I didn't have too?
I am so embarrassed.
Oh Sabrina, you should never be embarrassed by the truth.
Oh yeah, then why did you change out of your dress?
Hey, d'you guys want to have lunch today?
As long as Sabrina comes along.
- Sure. - Cool!
- Cool!
Hi Libby.
So where are Jill and Cee Cee?
Like I care, we are no longer friends.
Hi Libby, nice outfit.
Oh and I love those pants, what are they, a size three?
You know it. So where have you two been?
Attention students, this is the real principle Larue.
Last Friday some prankster broke into my office
and impersonated me. I, of course, was at the district office
all day working to make your school a better place. Thank you.
Do you think they bought that? Huh? Oh-no!
I'll miss you, Trisha.
See you soon, Samantha.
Take care, Brian.
Goodbye, Bernadette.
Adios, Colleen.
** Saboor Mughal **